Lost on Earth

At the instruction of the tailor who is making my wedding dress for me, I am now on a strict diet of veggies only, no sugar, and exercise every day.

Standing in a silk shop while the tailor and her assistants pinch my hips and giggle while taking my measurements is enough to make me comply. She said that she is making the dress a tad too large in case I manage to gain any more weight by the time it will be finished in October and then she asked me "are you sure you can lose weight? I hung my head in shame and said yes, and she told me that I look pretty disgusting right now. I think the secret to having the pixilike figure of a Thai girl isn't chilli, it's peer pressure!